I’m a United fan, but well done Chelsea and well done Roberto di Matteo. Good to know that the Germans can lose on pens. Bring on #euro2012

RT @nickpickles: Today’s gag: Why has Facebook gone public? Because they couldn’t figure out the privacy settings either. Wa-hey. >ARF ARF!

Emergency #baconsarnie incoming!

Broken

It appears there is also a 3 o’clock in the morning. #nomoresleeps

4 day weekend in the sun? Don’t mind if I do. Just need to get this day out of the way.

“Smoothies contain dangerous levels of PR bullshit” http://t.co/jDT3j3vg “also applies to people who make pies that come in little boxes.”

“The last two years of government don’t count because the coalition didn’t ‘Simon says’, according to David Cameron” http://t.co/Iu07hOn0

Oh Carroll, you are but a fool! You recovered from that ‘elbow to the face’ very quickly.

You fell over! #youfellover #torres